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lenahan

The Explosion In Lap Dance Clubs!!!

There everywhere...

I know they started to expand rapidly in this country about a decade ago but hasnt it got beyond a joke now ?

The reason i say this is because im staggered that one has just opened up in my little hometown...a mediam sized market town....

Its not somewhere where anyone goes for a night out unless your fairly local and from the area....more than 25 miles away and your heading to the local cities...

There are no stag dues and such that you get here.

No businessmen.

And whilst i wouldnt say its a really poor town its certainly not affluent.

The only business i can see is from men and lads out on a saturday night...the locals....but they havnt got the cash to be spending much in such a place regular...

I just dont see how they are going to keep doing business and stay open.

Especially at the moemnt and near future...surely this is the first type of business to suffer ? I cant see the one in my town lasting long when they charge london prices as well.


Im just staggered one has opened. Not because i have an issue with such a place but just because i cant see how they will do any business where i live. There are far too many of these places about now though.
Machiavellian

A girl I was in school with is a lap dancer, she's rough
alfieatkins

Re: The Explosion In Lap Dance Clubs!!!

lenahan wrote:
There everywhere...

I know they started to expand rapidly in this country about a decade ago but hasnt it got beyond a joke now ?

The reason i say this is because im staggered that one has just opened up in my little hometown...a mediam sized market town....

Its not somewhere where anyone goes for a night out unless your fairly local and from the area....more than 25 miles away and your heading to the local cities...

There are no stag dues and such that you get here.

No businessmen.

And whilst i wouldnt say its a really poor town its certainly not affluent.

The only business i can see is from men and lads out on a saturday night...the locals....but they havnt got the cash to be spending much in such a place regular...

I just dont see how they are going to keep doing business and stay open.

Especially at the moemnt and near future...surely this is the first type of business to suffer ? I cant see the one in my town lasting long when they charge london prices as well.


Im just staggered one has opened. Not because i have an issue with such a place but just because i cant see how they will do any business where i live. There are far too many of these places about now though.


i think the only decent thing you can do is visit as often as you can so they have a chance in these difficult times  
alansouthcoast

Machiavellian wrote:
A girl I was in school with is a lap dancer, she's rough


Did the rough girls pick on you Mach ?  
Papa 3

Or did Mach have a personal explosion?      
Darren

I exploded in a lapdancing club in Bournemouth once.
accajacca

Darren wrote:
I exploded in a lapdancing club in Bournemouth once.


barred for life?
Papa 3

Darren wrote:
I exploded in a lapdancing club in Bournemouth once.


I take it that Mrs D doesn't read these posts anymore?  
L.C.

Darren wrote:
I exploded in a lapdancing club in Bournemouth once.


Amateur mistake - you should have cracked one off before you went out for the evening.

(i'll get my coat....)

Cheers

LC
geordie_racer

Re: The Explosion In Lap Dance Clubs!!!

lenahan wrote:
There everywhere...

I know they started to expand rapidly in this country about a decade ago but hasnt it got beyond a joke now ?

The reason i say this is because im staggered that one has just opened up in my little hometown...a mediam sized market town....

Its not somewhere where anyone goes for a night out unless your fairly local and from the area....more than 25 miles away and your heading to the local cities...

There are no stag dues and such that you get here.

No businessmen.

And whilst i wouldnt say its a really poor town its certainly not affluent.

The only business i can see is from men and lads out on a saturday night...the locals....but they havnt got the cash to be spending much in such a place regular...

I just dont see how they are going to keep doing business and stay open.

Especially at the moemnt and near future...surely this is the first type of business to suffer ? I cant see the one in my town lasting long when they charge london prices as well.


Im just staggered one has opened. Not because i have an issue with such a place but just because i cant see how they will do any business where i live. There are far too many of these places about now though.


i am very interested in the idea that

[a] your town has no businessmen....so no businesses at all?

[b] the number of businessmen is relevant (ie only "businessmen" as opposed to everyone else would go)
Flipando

Re: The Explosion In Lap Dance Clubs!!!

geordie_racer wrote:
lenahan wrote:
There everywhere...

I know they started to expand rapidly in this country about a decade ago but hasnt it got beyond a joke now ?

The reason i say this is because im staggered that one has just opened up in my little hometown...a mediam sized market town....

Its not somewhere where anyone goes for a night out unless your fairly local and from the area....more than 25 miles away and your heading to the local cities...

There are no stag dues and such that you get here.

No businessmen.

And whilst i wouldnt say its a really poor town its certainly not affluent.

The only business i can see is from men and lads out on a saturday night...the locals....but they havnt got the cash to be spending much in such a place regular...

I just dont see how they are going to keep doing business and stay open.

Especially at the moemnt and near future...surely this is the first type of business to suffer ? I cant see the one in my town lasting long when they charge london prices as well.


Im just staggered one has opened. Not because i have an issue with such a place but just because i cant see how they will do any business where i live. There are far too many of these places about now though.


i am very interested in the idea that

[a] your town has no businessmen....so no businesses at all?

[b] the number of businessmen is relevant (ie only "businessmen" as opposed to everyone else would go)


Pedantic.
YAIYAM

Maybe its just me but I Just don't get what the Idea of Lap Dancing clubs are supposed to be about in this country.
kickingkyle

You pay £20 to get a hard on if your lucky then leave.
accajacca

YAIYAM wrote:
Maybe its just me but I Just don't get what the Idea of Lap Dancing clubs are supposed to be about in this country.


these are the words of a man who has availed himself of the optional extras on offer in strip clubs in other countries i would suggest...
johnnio

An explosion in a lapdance club would be very very messy.
YAIYAM

accajacca wrote:
YAIYAM wrote:
Maybe its just me but I Just don't get what the Idea of Lap Dancing clubs are supposed to be about in this country.


these are the words of a man who has availed himself of the optional extras on offer in strip clubs in other countries i would suggest...


Well you have explained what they are for in other countries but not realy given an answer to why they are in this country
Flipando

YAIYAM wrote:
accajacca wrote:
YAIYAM wrote:
Maybe its just me but I Just don't get what the Idea of Lap Dancing clubs are supposed to be about in this country.


these are the words of a man who has availed himself of the optional extras on offer in strip clubs in other countries i would suggest...


Well you have explained what they are for in other countries but not realy given an answer to why they are in this country


A bit of fun?
Papa 3

Flipando wrote:
YAIYAM wrote:
accajacca wrote:
YAIYAM wrote:
Maybe its just me but I Just don't get what the Idea of Lap Dancing clubs are supposed to be about in this country.


these are the words of a man who has availed himself of the optional extras on offer in strip clubs in other countries i would suggest...


Well you have explained what they are for in other countries but not realy given an answer to why they are in this country


A bit of fun?


With your name you would be at home Flip(h)and o(h)  
Gorg_George

Some girls who work in these places are glorified prostitutes, in that they'll do the deed for the dollar. A lot of them are students just making easy money. I don't have a problem with these places but only ever been twice to an upmarket place in Leicester, very seedy though, some of the blokes in there were creepy, not really my cup of tea.
Machiavellian

alansouthcoast wrote:
Machiavellian wrote:
A girl I was in school with is a lap dancer, she's rough


Did the rough girls pick on you Mach ?  


Not as often as I'd hoped
Flipando

Papa 3 wrote:
Flipando wrote:
YAIYAM wrote:
accajacca wrote:
YAIYAM wrote:
Maybe its just me but I Just don't get what the Idea of Lap Dancing clubs are supposed to be about in this country.


these are the words of a man who has availed himself of the optional extras on offer in strip clubs in other countries i would suggest...


Well you have explained what they are for in other countries but not realy given an answer to why they are in this country


A bit of fun?


With your name you would be at home Flip(h)and o(h)  


That's gone so far over my head I can't even see it.
kickingkyle

Gorg_George wrote:
Some girls who work in these places are glorified prostitutes, in that they'll do the deed for the dollar. A lot of them are students just making easy money. I don't have a problem with these places but only ever been twice to an upmarket place in Leicester, very seedy though, some of the blokes in there were creepy, not really my cup of tea.


Wheres this upmarket place?
Gorg_George

The Aviary, comparative to other strip-clubs in Leicester, like Stilletos which I was dragged to once but got out sharpish, what a horrible place, it's like Wembley.
dogsaver

Gorg_George wrote:
The Aviary, comparative to other strip-clubs in Leicester, like Stilletos which I was dragged to once but got out sharpish, what a horrible place, it's like Wembley.


people pay a lot of money to go to wembley every year
gromero

I agree about them getting everywhere and in obscure places you wouldn't expect to see them
There are a couple that I've driven past before that you just look at and think, why? Who goes there around here.....weirdos probably!!

Surely council's have control over them, where they can and can't be opened.
Big city centre's in a designated locale e.g. soho. But on a little high street in the middle of hertfordshire, no thanks.
Jimbob

I don't see the problem myself. If they are not harming anybody and can get enough business then why object to it any more than any other business? Norwich Jobcentre got in the news once and caused a massive stir for advertising jobs at a trampling fetish club in a quaint little village outside Norwich. All Hell broke loose and over what? It's not as if people have to go in these places.
jennywales

Jimbob wrote:
Ifor advertising jobs at a trampling fetish club in a quaint little village outside Norwich. All Hell broke loose and over what? It's not as if people have to go in these places.


I don't want to seem naive, but what on earth is that (or is it too risque to describe on here??) I did wonder about

Jimbob

jennywales wrote:
Jimbob wrote:
Ifor advertising jobs at a trampling fetish club in a quaint little village outside Norwich. All Hell broke loose and over what? It's not as if people have to go in these places.


I don't want to seem naive, but what on earth is that (or is it too risque to describe on here??) I did wonder about



Jenny, apparently you are not the only one. I had a quick google and found this article which explains a bit more. It's basically a fetish for women walking on you.

http://doncasterhaikupoet.blog.co...aining_you_need_for_this~2276118/
Rochesterlad

Jimbob wrote:
I don't see the problem myself. If they are not harming anybody and can get enough business then why object to it any more than any other business?


Hi Jimbob

Probably because a lot of people see a lap dancing club as a place for dirty old men.
Gorg_George

Rochesterlad wrote:
Jimbob wrote:
I don't see the problem myself. If they are not harming anybody and can get enough business then why object to it any more than any other business?


Hi Jimbob

Probably because a lot of people see a lap dancing club as a place for dirty old men.


If it keeps them off the streets at night...
Papa 3

Flipando wrote:
Papa 3 wrote:
Flipando wrote:
YAIYAM wrote:
accajacca wrote:
YAIYAM wrote:
Maybe its just me but I Just don't get what the Idea of Lap Dancing clubs are supposed to be about in this country.


these are the words of a man who has availed himself of the optional extras on offer in strip clubs in other countries i would suggest...


Well you have explained what they are for in other countries but not realy given an answer to why they are in this country


A bit of fun?


With your name you would be at home Flip(h)and o(h)  


That's gone so far over my head I can't even see it.


If I explained more clearly I would be banned, sufficient to say it obviously was a joke that only I saw, apologies.  
gromero

flip hand ohhhhhhh

i get it, just
Flipando

gromero wrote:
flip hand ohhhhhhh

i get it, just


I still don't.
gromero

Well I'm not going into detail. Aunty Jen will ban me.

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