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lochsong
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Here's another oldie
McDonalds are to rebrand their GG Burger as the Big MJ
50 year old meat inside 7 year old buns.
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MT VESSELS
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Someone text me thinking Rolf Harris had passed as away as he heard the man who did two little boys had died.
MT jnr
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FallonFacta
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Do people have these jokes all planned and ready just waiting for the poor sod in question to die? 
If anyone's heard the plastic bags one - Yes, it's probably bad enough to get banned from the whole internet not just here! Don't!!!
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LongJ0n
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| Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 8:17 pm Post subject: |
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| FallonFacta wrote: | Do people have these jokes all planned and ready just waiting for the poor sod in question to die?
If anyone's heard the plastic bags one - Yes, it's probably bad enough to get banned from the whole internet not just here! Don't!!! |
Damn, what about the slide one? |
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Owl of Minerva
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| Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 8:22 pm Post subject: |
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| FallonFacta wrote: | Do people have these jokes all planned and ready just waiting for the poor sod in question to die?
If anyone's heard the plastic bags one - Yes, it's probably bad enough to get banned from the whole internet not just here! Don't!!! |
Can someone please pm this to me
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LongJ0n
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theGoingStick
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Within a couple of hours of his death someone set up a web site with tons of them on. If that's your poison here's a link to it :-
http://www.deadmichaeljacksonjokes.com/
I suspect a few of them will be too risque for this forum though !!! |
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Papa 3
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| theGoingStick wrote: | Within a couple of hours of his death someone set up a web site with tons of them on. If that's your poison here's a link to it :-
http://www.deadmichaeljacksonjokes.com/
I suspect a few of them will be too risque for this forum though !!! |
You are a site administrator yet you point people to this vile site, you should reassess your position. 
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theGoingStick
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| Papa 3 wrote: | | theGoingStick wrote: | Within a couple of hours of his death someone set up a web site with tons of them on. If that's your poison here's a link to it :-
http://www.deadmichaeljacksonjokes.com/
I suspect a few of them will be too risque for this forum though !!! |
You are a site administrator yet you point people to this vile site, you should reassess your position. |
Yes, I've re-assessed my position as an admin and decided to ban you 
Blimey you just can't get away from Michael Jacksons songs at the moment. |
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Owl of Minerva
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| theGoingStick wrote: | | Papa 3 wrote: | | theGoingStick wrote: | Within a couple of hours of his death someone set up a web site with tons of them on. If that's your poison here's a link to it :-
http://www.deadmichaeljacksonjokes.com/
I suspect a few of them will be too risque for this forum though !!! |
You are a site administrator yet you point people to this vile site, you should reassess your position. |
Yes, I've re-assessed my position as an admin and decided to ban you
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Well said TGS  |
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Papa 3
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Do as I say not as I do, speaks volumes.
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alansouthcoast
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| Papa 3 wrote: | | Do as I say not as I do, speaks volumes. |
It isnt my taste, but like it or not its a joke site. We have nothing in the guidelines about links to those. TGS warned the jokes might be too risque for here anyhow.
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geordie_racer
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not sure how saying this is what a site is, have a look if you want to is "pointing people" to a site
perssoanlly i found some of them funny
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LongJ0n
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| Quote: | Michael Jackson has topped the UK album chart and made six new entries in the singles top 40, six years after his last number one.
Greatest hits album Number Ones rocketed from 121 to the top spot after a surge in sales since the superstar's death on Thursday.
The same album earned Jackson his last number one when first released in 2003.
Four of his other hit albums also made a reappearance in the top 20, the Official Charts Company said.
Thriller, still the biggest-selling album of all time, raced from 179 to number seven, King of Pop reached 14, Off The Wall got to 17 and The Essential Michael Jackson came in at number 20.
A total of 11 Michael Jackson or Jackson Five albums featured in the top 200.
In the singles chart, 43 out of the top 200 singles feature the singer, with Jackson hits accounting for all but one of the new entries in the top 40.
Overall, Michael Jackson accounted for over 300,000 record sales across singles and albums in just two days this week.
World domination
Music retailers said that although demand for Jackson's singles had been high since his death, his extensive back catalogue meant that no one song stood out in sales and he was narrowly denied a posthumous entry in the top 10.
Man in the Mirror re-entered the charts at number 11, nearly 20 years after its original release, while Billie Jean got to 25, Smooth Criminal to 28, Beat It reached 30 and Earth Song reached 38.
Jackson's return to the charts overshadowed electro-pop newcomer La Roux's new entry at number one in the singles chart with Bulletproof.
Kasabian also suffered and was knocked off the number one spot in the albums chart with West Ryder Pauper Lunatic Asylum.
Gennaro Castaldo, of music retailer HMV, told the BBC the estimated demand for Jackson albums was now 80 times greater than the day before he died.
"Once we had the announcement of his death people came into our stores and we had large crowds.
"Fortunately we had a lot of stock because we had been preparing for the O2 concerts, but sadly we didn't expect to sell them for this reason." |
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MT VESSELS
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| geordie_racer wrote: | not sure how saying this is what a site is, have a look if you want to is "pointing people" to a site
perssoanlly i found some of them funny |
I agree in part, and i am of the same taste of humour though some of the language and sentiment was a bit over the top.
The only thing i would of criticised is to actually post the link which only takes one click of a mouse.
As we have been told before about moderating our language as there may be minors reading the posts maybe a link should have been posted that you actually had to key in and therefore an accidental click wouldnt link minors to an adult natured forum. Only a suggestion.
When i first clicked onto the site, the jokes were not to bad but seems to have deteriorated to a bit of racist humour since then
MT jnr
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