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PostPosted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 11:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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A friend of mine once fell asleep in the back garden but was fully clothed and had sun cream on. Unfortunatley he left his fly undone and you can guess the rest. Lets just say the last chicken in Sainsbury's was well and truly roasted that day!!!!


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 11:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Why on earth were his flies undone?
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 11:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Air conditioning! He says it gets a bit 'stuffy' down there in the summer!
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 12:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Why on earth were his flies undone?


Because it is a made-up story which would have no point otherwise.....
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 1:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Why did he have no pants on!?

Tan lines i just have a white arse im not in2 thongs! On holiday i got tan top lines then vest lines and then i bared all(on top) The sun loves me! I dont go in it much else i start to look a bit foriegn! The gf hates it
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 6:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Bet dom doesnt suffer from tanlines on his sunbed!
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 8:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Bet dom doesnt suffer from tanlines on his sunbed!


How much do you want to bet?


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