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theGoingStick · Site Admin Joined: 21 Nov 2006 Posts: 16574

Dispute Between Neighbours - this is a true story... apparently

A town councillor in Wales, Mark Easton, had a beautiful view of the mountains, until a new neighbour purchased the land below his house and built a new home.
The new home was 18 inches higher than the planning dept had approved, so Mark Easton, mad about his lost view, went to the local authority to make sure they enforced the roof line height.
The new neighbour had to drop the roof height, at great expense.

Recently, Mark Easton called the planning dept, and informed them that his new neighbour had installed some vents on the side of his new property.

Mark didn't like the look of these vents and asked the planning dept to investigate.

When they went to Mark's home to see what the vents looked like, this is what they found...

Local Authority said the vents can stay since there is no planning law referring to shutter design.

theGoingStick · Site Admin Joined: 21 Nov 2006 Posts: 16574

This video is funny, you'll need the sound on to find out what's going on :-

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80673248/

theGoingStick · Site Admin Joined: 21 Nov 2006 Posts: 16574

Important public health warning, especially for those in vulnerable areas in New Zealand .
I went to a dinner party last night, where I and other guests enjoyed copious amounts of alcohol. I awoke this morning not feeling well, with what could be described as flu-like symptoms; headache, nausea, chills, sore eyes etc.

From the results of some initial testing, I have unfortunately tested positive for what experts are now calling Wine Flu. This debilitating condition is very serious-and it appears this is not an isolated case. Reports are flooding in from all around the neighbourhood of others diagnosed with Wine Flu.

To anyone that starts to exhibit the aforementioned tell-tale signs, experts are recommending a cup of tea and a bit of a lie down. However, should your condition worsen, you should immediately hire a DVD and take some Nurofen [Nurofen seems to be the only drug available that has been proven to help combat this unusual type of flu].

Others are reporting a McDonald's Happy Meal can also help in some cases.

Wine Flu does not need to be life threatening, and if treated early can be eradicated within a 24-48 hour period.. If not, then further application of the original liquid in similar quantities to the original dose has been shown to do the trick.

Good luck!

theGoingStick · Site Admin Joined: 21 Nov 2006 Posts: 16574

I've been reading some of the www.lamebook.com entries where people post up funny things from facebook. This one is a great bit of toilet humour :-

http://www.lamebook.com/cant-wait-to-try-your-food-dude

theGoingStick · Site Admin Joined: 21 Nov 2006 Posts: 16574

A dog puppet insulting geeks in a queue to watch a star wars film, pretty funny contians a little swearing :-

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/456286/

lochsong · Group Performer Joined: 01 May 2006 Posts: 9567

The dead parrot sketch.

Sort of...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T1vfsHYiKY

The_Pilgarlic · Listed Winner Joined: 15 Oct 2006 Posts: 804 Location: UK

Sometimes, just sometimes, karma is there in a split second.

This is amusing.

http://web.orange.co.uk/article/yobs_floored_by_cage_fighters_in_drag#

alfieatkins · Group Performer Joined: 30 Oct 2006 Posts: 1043

if your bored at work try this, great if your into puzzles etc

http://www.sporcle.com/

sorry if its already on here

theGoingStick · Site Admin Joined: 21 Nov 2006 Posts: 16574

Look at all this vodka being destroyed

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8345940.stm
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jennywales · Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 5:53 pm Post subject:

Don't worry, it's probably inferior quality waiting to be palmed off on gullible Western purchasers.......

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